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   Hillary Schedules Official Crying Jag for South Carolina

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1/9/2008 1:00 pm

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Entered 1/11/2008, Updated 1/11/2008

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Launches ‘Sniffling Tour’ Before SuperDuper Tuesday Saying that she has learned valuable lessons from her victory in the New Hampshire primary, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) today announced that she was scheduling an official crying jag for the eve of the South Carolina primary on January 26. Speaking to reporters in Las Vegas this morning, her eyes noticeably watery, Mrs. Clinton said that her election eve crying jag would be scheduled for 4 PM EST on January 25. But the newly lachrymose junior senator from New York indicated that her South Carolinian waterworks would only be one stop on an ambitious tear-drenched campaign schedule leading up to SuperDuper Tuesday on February 5, an itinerary which she and her aides are calling her “Sniffling Tour.” “I’m going to be crying so much you’re going to think I’m Anderson Cooper,” she wept.


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