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   Potential Race Between Black Guy and Mormon Poses Dilemma for Bigots

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10/9/2011 12:55 pm

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Andy Borowitz

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Satire

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Entered 10/10/2011, Updated 10/10/2011

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MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – A looming presidential race between a black guy and a Mormon is creating a major quandary for America’s bigots, a new poll reveals. According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, a broad majority of likely bigot voters “strongly agreed” with the statement, “If it winds up being between a black guy and a Mormon I don’t know what I’ll do because I don’t know which I hate more.”


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